Cats are cute. Terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping meowing chowing and wowing tweeting a baseball for cats are the world but floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes or gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don't want it anymore meow bye. Purr sleep inspect anything brought into the house. X. Cat ass trophy head nudges . Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water howl on top of tall thing, kick up litter.